The Sexy Restaurant

The staff (all Portuguese, friendly and professional) come dressed in lingerie, and the whole atmosphere is designed to stimulate the libido. We should stress that this isn’t an exclusive male-dominated refuge, nor a house of sin.

It’s a very different space, where sex is seen as a game. Where people can enjoy themselves freely and not feel constrained. Elegance, charm and sensuality are the adjectives that most spring to mind.

According to the new management, the restaurant is also geared towards stag nights, hen parties, divorce fests and romantic dinners for two. Black lighting highlights a number of decorative effects. There are erotic photos and a small stage for “pole dancing”, not far from the tables.

The new management is also committed to serving fresh, quality food – and the kitchen offers international dishes, though we should add, that nearly all of them have very sexy names. To start, we ordered the canapés (tuna/ chicken/ lobster - €4) and a “minete no campo” (“blow-job in the country”, here consisting of goat cheese and walnuts – also €4).

Afterwards, we chose “Pau de Cabinda” (the name of a herbal aphrodisiac, but here referring to black spaghetti with prawns - €13) and “Ponto G” (literally “G-Spot” aka grilled salmon with shrimp sauce - €18) and “Ménage à trois” (a threesome: veal escalopes with honey and lemon - €15).

But the best was still to come: a delicious chocolate fondue (€5), which can also be served at your table on the body of the house stripper… Too much? Anyone who wants to go even further can enjoy a “lap dance” (for him or her, this works out at €30), a “table dance” for €40, or the ever-popular “Lesbian show” - again right at your table! It’s definitely worth making a reservation here – while the management reserves the right to admission!